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We Love Rock ’n’ Roll — and the Language Around It

From “punk” to “fuzz,” let’s learn more about the particular lingo and slang born out of rock ’n’ roll.

by Mandy Brownholtz
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The rock ‘n’ roll genre is vast and hard to pin down with any specific definition, but many music historians point to the 1951 album Rocket “88” by the Delta Cats (also known as Ike Turner’s Kings of Rhythm) as the first rock ‘n’ roll album. This record, pressed at Sam Phillips’ Memphis Recording Service, achieved a special sound thanks to a mishap on the way to the studio: An amp fell out of the band’s car, and to repair the damage, they stuffed brown paper inside. The resulting distorted buzzing sound in the guitar, along with the driving boogie melody from Ike Turner’s keys, helped build the foundation of rock ‘n’ roll. Sam Phillips’ renamed Sun Records studio continued to record Black rhythm and blues musicians through the early 1950s, but a young Elvis Presley recording at the Memphis, Tennessee, studio further progressed the genre of rock ‘n’ roll.

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Like any subculture, the world of rock ‘n’ roll is steeped in slang. The phrase “rock ‘n’ roll” itself is colloquial, traced to early usage in a 1938 song lyric: “It’s true that once upon a time / The op’ra was the thing / But today the rage is rhythm and rhyme / So won’t you satisfy my soul with a rock an’ roll.” Some words that have been around for centuries were adopted for specific uses in the music genre, while other terms came up with the music and have been pulled into our everyday lexicon. Let’s dive deeper into this soul-satisfying genre and learn about the particular lingo and slang born out of rock ‘n’ roll.

Punk

“Punk” has been in the English language for centuries, used in mostly derogatory ways to describe various types of people, but in the 1970s, it began to be attributed to a new kind of music. As a genre, punk is fast, aggressive, and unpolished, characterized by a confrontational attitude and chaotic live performances. As a word, “punk” articulates a complete lifestyle associated with the genre — one that is antiestablishment and anti-authority. Music writers fight over who coined the term, but it’s generally attributed to Dave Marsh in a 1971 issue of CREEM Magazine.

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EP

In musical recording lingo, “EP” stands for “extended play.” It refers to a 7-inch 45 record that plays for a longer time period, or has more songs on it, than a single (see “A-side/B-side”). Eventually, “EP” came to mean any musical recording that was longer than a single, but shorter than a full-length album.

A-Side / B-Side

These terms are a bit archaic, in the sense that vinyl album recording has become more of a novelty than a given. They describe the two sides of a single-playing vinyl record, also known as a 45. “B-side” has come to denote a lesser-known or less-significant song, as the A-side is traditionally the single that plays on the radio. Don’t snooze on the B-side, though — sometimes those tracks are considered the best ones. (The Beatles’ “I Am the Walrus,” for example, was the B-side for the 1967 single “Hello Goodbye.”)

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Demo

A demo is a rudimentary, often-unpolished recording made to display the abilities of a musician or a band, and then be presented to record labels, DJs, and agents. The word is a shortened version of “demonstration,” and this particular usage has been around almost as long as the rock ‘n’ roll genre itself. One of its earliest appearances in print was in a 1962 issue of Billboard: “Denny said he’ll often hear a song one day, make a demo of it the next morning, and it will be recorded by some name artist the same afternoon.”

Jam

Traditionally, “to jam” means “to squeeze or pack tightly into a specified space.” Colloquially, though, particularly in circles of musicians, “jam” can be used as a noun or verb to denote a spontaneous burst of playing music. You might meet up with a friend to jam, or to have a jam session. The word emerged in jazz circles around the late 1920s and early ’30s, but it has come to be used by musicians across genres. The jam subgenre of rock ‘n’ roll is characterized by bands such as the Grateful Dead and Phish, who play songs that can meander for upwards of 30 minutes.

Fuzz

In general, “fuzz” refers to any fluffy or frizzy mass of fiber. In rock ‘n’ roll music, it’s a buzzing or distorted sound, especially when deliberately produced as an effect on an electric guitar. The etymology related to music is a bit … fuzzy, but early proponents of distorted guitar playing were blues guitarists — notably Elmore James and Buddy Guy, who were trying to recreate on a guitar the raw vocals of singers such as Muddy Waters and Howlin’ Wolf, among others.

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Grade-School Grammar Lessons You Probably Forgot

Let’s take a trip back to some basic grammar lessons and relearn a few we might have forgotten. From ordering subjects and verbs to deciding how to show possession, we naturally use these grammar rules in everyday speech.

by Rachel Gresh
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One of the most important steps in becoming a better writer is brushing up on basic grammar rules. That’s not to say that your favorite novelists or inspirational writers are perfect grammarians — they probably have a team of editors behind them. However, to write with style and flair, one must understand the rules in order to bend them. For some of us, it’s likely been decades since we learned the fundamentals. However, we naturally use basic grammar rules in everyday speech, such as when we’re ordering subjects and verbs and deciding how to show possession. Let’s take a trip back to these lessons and relearn some we might have forgotten.

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Every Sentence Must Have a Subject and a Verb

Students are taught that every sentence needs a subject and a verb in order to make sense, but an object is not always necessary.

Subject-verb sentence: Ben laughed.

Subject-verb-object sentence: Ben laughed at the TV.

Both sentences make sense, but adding an object (“the TV”) in the second provides additional context.

Subject-object sentence: Ben at the TV.

This is an incorrect and incomplete sentence without the verb “laughed.” We would never use a “subject-object” sentence because it doesn’t mean anything.

Parts of Sentences Have a Specific Order

Just as a sentence must have a subject and a verb (and possibly an object), these parts must go in a specific order. Native speakers don’t really think of what order to put them in (it just rolls off the tongue), but there are specific grammar rules for this.

A positive sentence affirms a proposition. These sentences usually follow the order of “subject + verb + object.”

Mary rode the bus.
Rode Mary the bus.

A negative sentence states that something is untrue or incorrect by using a negative word. These sentences usually follow the order of “subject + auxiliary verb + ‘not’ + main verb + object.”

Mary did not ride the bus.
Mary ride the bus did not.
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Parts of Questions Have a Specific Order

Just as a specific order is required for sentences, the same holds true for questions.

The present simple question form is one of the most basic ways to ask a question in English. These questions usually follow the order of “question word + auxiliary verb + subject + infinitive.”

What does Mary ride to school?
What Mary does ride to school?

The yes/no question is another basic way to ask a question, but it doesn’t include a question word. These questions usually follow the order of “auxiliary verb + subject + infinitive.”

Does Mary ride the bus?
Mary ride the bus does?
The Animacy Hierarchy for Nouns (or How To Show Possession)

This sounds complicated, but young children have mastered it. There are two ways to show possession in English: by using an apostrophe with an “s,” or by using “of.”

Example: That is Sally’s bike.

Example: The final hour of the lecture dragged on.

Notice how swapping the form of possession in these sentences makes them sound unusual:

That is the bike of Sally.

The lecture’s final hour dragged on.

The animacy hierarchy states that in English, we tend to use an apostrophe + “s” possessive for humans and animals, and “of” for inanimate objects.

My dog's collar fell off.
The collar of my dog fell off.
The color of the sweater faded.
The sweater's color faded.

Of course, there is a gray area. Some people might prefer the latter option of “The sweater’s color faded.” It’s not exactly incorrect, but it’s nonstandard. Linguists have narrowed down the speaker’s decision to their identification or empathy with the entity, or to what extent they treat it as an animate object.

Notice the difference in sentences in relation to the speaker’s feelings toward the sweater. “My favorite sweater’s color faded” sounds more natural than “The boy’s sweater’s color faded.” We would probably say: “The color of the boy’s sweater faded.” We adhere to this flow naturally, so it might not feel like a true grammar rule, but as the term “animacy hierarchy” suggests, linguists have paid attention to it.

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Common Grammatical Errors That Make Editors Cringe

Everyone makes mistakes, especially when it comes to grammar. Let’s go over some of the most common grammatical errors in the English language and how to avoid them.

by Mandy Brownholtz
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Everyone makes mistakes, especially when it comes to grammar. These slips typically consist of errors in punctuation, syntax, and word choice. While small mistakes are nothing to lose sleep over, repeated grammatical errors can make your work look unpolished and unprofessional. Even worse, some mistakes can change your intended meaning and lead to confusion. Let’s go over some of the most common grammatical errors in the English language and how to avoid them.

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Your vs. You’re, etc.

Homophones are words that have the same pronunciation but different meanings, origins, or spellings. These make up some of the most common errors in English, with “your” vs. “you’re” as a prime example. “Your” is a possessive pronoun, a way of indicating that something belongs to another person. “You’re” is a contraction of “you are” and is not used to indicate possession. Folks also often mess up “who’s” vs. “whose” (the former is a contraction of “who is,” while “whose” is the possessive form of “who”) and “they’re” vs. “their” (“they’re” is a contraction of “they are,” and “their” is the possessive form of “they”).

That vs. Which

These words can function as several parts of speech, but here we’re using them as relative pronouns. Both “that” and “which” can introduce relative clauses that provide additional context to a sentence. For example: “This is the house that Jack built.” The correct relative pronoun to use depends on what you are referring to, which is how people often get tripped up. Use“that”to introduce a clause that adds necessary information to a sentence, and use “which” to introduce a clause that adds detail but no critical information to the sentence. Compare the following:

Don’t use the milk that has spoiled.

I also got this creamer, which is made from almond milk.

We use “that” in the first sentence because it is giving critical information — you wouldn’t want anyone to get sick from spoiled milk. With the second sentence, the explanation following the comma is nice to know, but it isn’t essential. Deciding between “that” and “which” is a nuanced judgment, but once you’ve decided, construction matters. Always precede the “which” clause with a comma.

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Then vs. Than

“Then” and “than” are near homophones, which makes them easy to mix up. Here’s how to differentiate between them: “Then” refers to when something will happen, while “than” is used to compare people or things. (If you need a mnemonic device, remember “then” and “happen” both end in “en.”)

Each and Every

This may seem a bit nitpicky, but the goal is for you to spot your errors before someone else does. “Each” refers to two items. “Every” refers to three or more items. You also should use “each” when referring to the individual items in a group, and use “every” to refer to a group as a whole.

Each of my two dogs got a treat after our walk.

Every one of my cousins is coming to my wedding.

The difference here is slight, but it exists: Each of the two dogs got their own treat, whereas all of the many cousins are going to the wedding.

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Possessive Nouns

A possessive noun is the version that indicates ownership. Typically, an apostrophe and the letter “s” are added to turn a noun into a possessive, but folks frequently put the apostrophe in the wrong place. For a singular possessive noun, add the apostrophe followed by the letter “s”: “Susanne’s cat,” “the man’s car.” The same goes for a singular possessive noun that already ends in “s”: “the actress’s performance,” “the witness’s statement.” (Think about how you pronounce these to help you remember the double “s.”) For a plural possessive noun ending in “s,” the apostrophe goes after the “s”: “the students’ school.” But for a plural possessive noun not ending in “s,” add an apostrophe and an “s”: “the children’s toys,” “the alumni’s donations.” These rules generally apply to proper nouns as well, though some style guides — such as the AP Stylebook — have different guidelines.  

Commas

The comma is likely the most versatile punctuation mark, but it’s also among the most misused. In general, commas are used for separation, and to create short pauses in sentences; they can separate items in a list and distinguish independent clauses.

Incorrect: I bought cleaning supplies paper towels and bandages at Target.

Correct: I bought cleaning supplies, paper towels, and bandages at Target.

There is some debate between fellow word nerds about the Oxford comma — also known as the “serial comma” — which is the comma used after the penultimate item in a list of three or more items (e.g., the one after “paper towels” above). Some style guides dictate its use, but it is ultimately optional, and usage depends on what and where you are writing. This cartoon is an apt explanation for why leaving out an Oxford comma can be confusing for your reader.

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12 Words That Were Recently Added to the Dictionary

What words officially entered the annals of American English recently? If these words aren’t already in your personal lexicon, they should be.

by Jennifer A. Freeman
Dictionary propped open

Just because a slang term is popping up all over social media or being used in real life, doesn’t mean it automatically gets added to the dictionary. For a word to be added to the pages (or web pages) of a dictionary, it has to demonstrate staying power. Many new expressions drop out of use before a lexicographer takes note, but some popular colloquialisms (such as “baller, “cromulent,” and “fluffernutter”) have successfully achieved the ranks of lexicographical immortality. Words that get added to the dictionary aren’t always new bits of slang, of course; they might be words used in news headlines or terms coined in the entertainment industry. Let’s take a look at some of the neologisms (new words) that have entered the annals of American English in recent years. 

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Baller

Baller” gained a new usage on its definition in the year 2022, thanks to Merriam-Webster. As an informal slang term, “baller” describes something “excellent, exciting, or extraordinary,” especially relating to a lavish lifestyle, as in, “It was clear from his frequent trips on his private jet that the actor lived a baller lifestyle.” This usage of “baller” traces back to 2003, but its oldest usage, which denotes an athlete who plays a sport involving a ball, has been around since 1586.

Cringe

The word “cringe” is nothing new; the verb form, describing an act of recoiling out of distaste or fear, has been around since the 13th century. More recently, however, “cringe” has turned into an adjective and was awarded a new definition in 2022. This usage redefines it as a slang term synonymous with “embarrassing” or “awkward,” as in, “That first kiss scene was so cringe!”

Cromulent

On February 18, 1996, the word “cromulent” appeared during an airing of The Simpsons in the episode “Lisa the Iconoclast.” In one scene, teachers are talking about the word “embiggen” — another made-up word that was added to the dictionary by Merriam-Webster back in 2018. One teacher says to the other, “[Embiggen is] a perfectly cromulent word,” thus establishing “cromulent” to mean “fine or acceptable.” After decades of being quoted by Simpsons fans, “cromulent” was formally added to the dictionary in September 2023.

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Dad Bod

Forget about chiseled abs and rippling biceps — dad bods are all the rage. The phrase describes a physique that lacks muscular definition and tends to have a bit of a belly. “Dad bod” can be used to describe bodies regardless of the person’s familial status, but it often describes a type of man who was perhaps more physically fit in his youth before his body changed around the time people usually have kids. The expression was reportedly coined in 2003, though it took 18 years for the word to be formally enshrined in the Merriam-Webster dictionary. It has its uses, such as, “My dad bod appreciates wearing shorts to work from home instead of suits to the office,” but always tread carefully in commenting on anyone’s appearance. 

Deepfake

The term “deepfake” is a neologism that was coined in 2018, and then formally added to the dictionary two years later. The word refers to photos or videos that have been manipulated in an effort to misrepresent the subject. In essence, people use advanced digital editing technology to create content  that tricks the public. For example, a video might show a politician saying something shocking, even though they never said it in real life. One potential use of the word could be, “Did you see that deepfake of Tom Hanks? It was really convincing, but I knew he wouldn’t actually say that.”

Faux-hawk

Faux-hawks” are nothing new, as the hairstyle trend dates back to the late 1990s and early 2000s, when the term was first knowingly coined. But it wasn’t until 2021 that the term was officially added to the dictionary with a definition describing a hairstyle featuring a “central ridge of upright hair but with the sides gathered.” Essentially, faux-hawks look like mohawks, only without the added risk of shaving the sides of your head and immediately regretting it. People use the term in sentences such as, “Did you see his faux-hawk? He looks really good!”

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Fluffernutter

It may not be part of a well-balanced diet, but a fluffernutter is one of the most decadent sandwiches imaginable. This gooey treat — said to have been invented by Massachusetts resident Emma Curits in 1918 — contains marshmallow spread and peanut butter slathered between slices of white bread. However, the name “fluffernutter” wasn’t technically coined until an advertising campaign for Marshmallow Fluff in the 1960s, and it wasn’t recorded in the dictionary until 2021. 

Jorts

Love ’em or hate ’em, “jorts” are here to stay, solidified by Merriam-Webster’s inclusion of the plural noun in the dictionary in 2023. This bold — and sometimes regrettable — fashion trend is simply a pair of shorts made of denim, as if you cut a pair of jeans off above the knee. They gained popularity amid the 1960s counterculture movement, and now future generations will remain aware of the power of jorts.

Kayfabe

The world of professional wrestling is full of terms such as “face” and “heel,” which are used respectively to describe good and evil wrestlers. But in 2023, a unique wrestling industry term was officially enshrined in the dictionary: “kayfabe.” This word means “a tacit agreement between professional wrestlers and their fans to pretend that overtly staged wrestling events… are genuine.” There are a few theories on the origin of the term, one being a Pig Latin-esque version of “fake,” but “kayfabe” has been common parlance in wrestling circles since the 1980s. Now you can be in the know and say things like, “I know pro wrestling is scripted, but believing in kayfabe makes it fun.”

Metaverse

This 2022 buzzword describes an environment of multiple virtual realities that are individualized for each user. At the end of 2021, the social-media supergiant Facebook rebranded itself as “Meta,” both reinforcing the notion of the metaverse and further solidifying the word’s legitimacy in English, eventually landing it a spot in the dictionary. The secondary definition of “metaverse” is used in the field of cosmology in a similar way  to refer to the hypothetical combination of all universes.

Microtransaction

Video games and apps are full of “microtransactions,” which are “online transactions involving a small amount of currency.” If you download a game or an app, odds are, the developer will make additional features available for purchase. This includes new virtual outfits, stat boosts, in-game shortcuts, extra lives, and more. The term first reared its head in 1995, and today is often used by frustrated gamers who may exclaim, “I wish I could just play the game and stop being inundated with all these microtransactions.”

Shrinkflation

If you’ve noticed less cereal in your bag, you aren’t alone, and you’re a victim of “shrinkflation.” This phenomenon involves reducing the volume (or amount) of a product per unit without lowering the price. In the case of many consumer goods, buyers are paying the same price for less of an item. The snappy word — a portmanteau of “shrink” and “inflation” — was first coined in 2013 before being added to the dictionary in 2022.

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The Stories of State Names With Indigenous Roots

While the relationship between modern America and Indigenous tribes is complicated at best, a trip through the roots of the state names reminds us of our rich, diverse history and the people who lived here before us.

by Jennifer A. Freeman
Dream catcher on blue sky

The names of the 50 states are as diverse as the people and cultures within them. While the exact etymology of these names has been debated (and in some cases lost over the years), almost half of them owe tribute to the Indigenous tribes who lived on the continent long before state borders existed. While the relationship between modern America and Indigenous peoples is complicated at best, a trip through the roots of the state names reminds us of our rich, diverse history.

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Alabama

Many U.S. states were named after waterways, and “Alabama” comes from the name of the river that European explorers named after local Indigenous people — possibly the Alabamas or Alibamons. The tribal name (in several different spellings) appeared in written accounts of the Hernando de Soto expedition of 1540.

Alaska

Alaska’s name has ties both to Russian settlers who sold the land to the United States in 1867, and to the native Aleut people. Russians referred to the land as Аляска, while the Aleut referred to it as Alyeska, both of which mean “great land.” This is fitting, given that the state is larger than Texas, California, and Montana combined.

Arizona

Some historians believe “Arizona” came from a Tohono O’odham name that sounded like Aleh-zon or Ali-Shonak, meaning “small spring” or “place of the small spring,” respectively. However, there is some dispute about this, since springs don’t necessarily come to mind with the dry heat and desert of Arizona. An alternative theory is that the name is a Basque word that means “the good oak tree,” which would have come from Spanish missionaries.

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Arkansas

While “Kansas” is tucked inside the spelling of this state, the two names don’t have the same origins. “Arkansas” comes from the French pronunciation of an Algonquin name for the native Quapaw people, Akansa. It literally means “south wind” or “downstream,” appropriate in the sense that the Quapaw people lived just downstream from the much larger Algonquin tribe. The spelling and pronunciation were all over the place until the state passed a law in the 19th century, spelling it as “Arkansas” and pronouncing it “AR-kan-saw.”

Connecticut

“Connecticut” stems from the Mohegan word Quinnehtukqut, meaning “beside the long tidal river.” The Dutch adapted it when they arrived in 1614, and it became permanent when the area became a state in 1788.

Hawaii

The state of Hawai’i is made up of eight islands named Ni’ihau, Kaua’i, O’ahu, Moloka’i, Lana’i, Maui, Kaho’olawe, and the Big Island of Hawai’i. There are many myths and legends about the origins of these names, but the most popular is that “Hawai’i” comes from Hawai’iloa, the name of the legendary voyager and discoverer of the islands, and most of the other island names come from his descendants.

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Iowa

If you’ve ever felt a bit sleepy while driving through the fields of Iowa, it makes sense, because the state name comes from the tribal name ayuxwa, which means “one who puts one to sleep.” When European settlers came through, the English spelled it “Ioway” and the French spelled it “Ayoua.”

Kansas

Given Kansas’ reputation for powerful tornados, the roots of its name aren’t surprising. It comes from the Kansa tribe who lived in the area, with the name loosely translating to “people of the south wind.”

Kentucky

The land now called Kentucky was home to many different Indigenous tribes, so there are multiple possible name-origin stories, though they all have Native American roots. One suggests that the name comes from the Wyandot tribal word for “plain.” Another posits that it comes from the Haudenosaunee word for “prairie.”

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Massachusetts

The Massachuset tribe in the early 17th century likely numbered around 3,000 people living along what is now the Massachusetts coast. The name “Massachuset” means “at or about the great hill” in the Algonquin language. The Massachuset people were virtually wiped out by disease by the 1630s, but the state of Massachusetts was named after them.  

Michigan

The largest of the Great Lakes is also named Michigan, which is appropriate since “Michigan” comes from an Ojibwa word, michi-gama, meaning “large lake.”

Minnesota

The consensus is clear that Minnesota was named after the Minnesota River, and that Mni is the Dakota tribe’s word for “water.” But sota gets cloudy — literally. Some historians think the word means “cloudy,” while others say it’s “sky-tinted.” Both are decent origin stories for the land of 10,000 lakes.

Mississippi

“Mississippi,” like “Illinois,” comes from the French interpretation of a Native American word. This one is a variation of the Algonquin phrase misi sipi, meaning “big water” or “great river.”

Missouri

The nickname of the Missouri River is “Big Muddy,” but there was a Sioux tribe called the Missouri, and their name translates to “wooden canoe people.”

Nebraska

The Oto people (of the Siouan language group) used the word nebrathka to mean “flat river.” Nebrathka was later adapted for the state of Nebraska.

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North and South Dakota

The land that makes up these states was part of the Louisiana Purchase in 1803. The Dakota Territory was created in 1861, and the individual states were admitted to the union in 1889. But long before that, “Dakota” was the name of a Sioux tribe. The word also means “friend” or “ally” in the Sioux language.

Ohio

Like many other states, Ohio was named for a river, whose own name came from the Iroquois term ohi-yo, which means “the great river.”

Oklahoma

Following the Civil War, a delegation of tribal leaders went to Washington, D.C., to resume formal relationships with the U.S. government. One of the proposals was the creation of an Indian territory, which the Choctaw delegate proposed naming “Oklahumma” (okla means “people” and humma means “red” in Choctaw), loosely translated to “Territory of the Red People.” The spelling evolved to “Oklahoma,” and it remained when the Indian and Oklahoma territories became one state in 1907.

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Tennessee

Tennessee’s name is a bit of a mystery. There was a Cherokee tribe located at a village called Tanasse (or possibly spelled “Tennese”), but any further origin is largely unknown. The state was named for the principal river, but the meaning of the word is considered to be lost.

Texas

The long-accepted origin of the name “Texas” is that it came from a Caddo word for “ally” or “friend,” which was adapted by Spaniards into tejas, which turned into “Texas.” There have been some different spellings (and possibly entirely different stories), but most Texans are happy to stick with the Indigenous Caddo greeting teysha, meaning “hello, friend.”

Utah

Utah likely owes its roots to the Apache word yuttahih, which means “high places” or “people who live in high places.” This stuck with the settlers who used it to describe the Indigenous people they encountered in the mountains.

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Wisconsin

Wisconsin” comes from the Miami word meskonsing, which is what the local tribe called the river that runs through the state. Historians believe the word translates closely to “the stream meanders through something red,” with the “something red” being Wisconsin’s sandstone bluffs.

Wyoming

Some believe “Wyoming” originates in the Lenape word chwewamink, meaning “big river flat.” However, the Lenape didn’t live in Wyoming, so the theory is that settlers borrowed the word from a place name in Pennsylvania. It also could stem from the Delaware people’s mecheweami-ing, meaning “at the big plains.” Either way, it articulates the vastness of that state’s great outdoors.

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Wordy Puns and Dad Jokes From History

Puns, silly turns of phrase, and the groan-worthy dad joke are not modern inventions. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood, reconnect with a friend, or make a child laugh, here are a few historical favorites that are as effective now as ever.

by Jennifer A. Freeman
Aerial view of the Nile River

Puns, silly turns of phrase, and the groan-worthy dad joke are not modern inventions. Plenty of text-based giggles were available before memes took over the internet. Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood, reconnect with a friend, or make a child laugh, here are a few historical favorites that are as effective now as ever.

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Great for Fans of The Good Place

Immanuel isn’t a pun. He Kant be!

Playwright and poet Oscar Wilde was known for his wry wit and creative puns. He once joked about the famous philosopher and Enlightenment thinker Immanuel Kant. In Wilde’s joke, Kant’s name does double duty to jab at how seriously philosophers take their work.

How Many Does He Want?

A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"

For those who need a visual interpretation, throw up your pointer and middle fingers to make the Roman numeral five (V).

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The Government Is Always a Punchline

In my many years, I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.

Often misattributed to President John Adams, this humorous quote actually comes from the Broadway musical 1776, by Peter Stone. In Act 1 of the show, the future President throws out the line amid a sea of complaints about Congress. Our apologies to any lawyers or congresspeople.

Lying Through Wooden Teeth

Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping? A: Because he couldn’t lie.

This joke relies on the audience knowing whether “lay” or “lie” is correct, but puns with a double meaning will never go out of style. Teachers, save this one for your lesson on the multiple meanings of the verb “lie.”

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A Spring Joke for Thanksgiving

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims.

It might take a minute, but the audience will certainly give a groan when they remember the Mayflower was the ship that brought the Pilgrims to the New World in 1620.

Drawing From History

A Frenchman walks into a library and asks for a book on warfare. The librarian replies, "You’ll only lose it."

Whether warranted or not, France is the butt of many historical warfare jokes. Just avoid telling this one at a French restaurant.

Campaign Slogans Are Good for a Laugh

When Democratic presidential candidate Franklin Pierce ran for office in 1852, he took inspiration from his predecessor, James K. Polk.

Pierce’s campaign became, “We Polked You in ’44, We Shall Pierce You in ’52.”

The cheesy slogan might induce an eye roll, but it seemed to work, as Pierce was the next Democratic candidate to enter the White House.

Who Said That?

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt.

American humorist and writer Mark Twain is credited with many punny mottos, including this playful take on the Nile River in Egypt. There’s no proof that Twain ever uttered this particular phrase, but it has appeared in Saturday Night Live skits, in musician David Crosby’s autobiography, and in an op-ed about global warming by former Vice President Al Gore.

A Bonus for the Kids

Q: Why were the early days of history called "the Dark Ages"? A: Because there were so many knights!

Sometimes the simplest jokes are the best ones.

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From Boomer to Gen Alpha: How Generation Names Are Invented

People can be categorized into many groups — location, race, gender, political affiliation — but age is a great common denominator. Generations are classified by agreed-upon time periods, and everyone falls into one of these groups, from the Silent Generation of the 1920s to the up-and-coming Gen Alpha.

by Jennifer A. Freeman
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Sociologists categorize people into many kinds of groups for study — location, race, gender, political affiliation — but age is a great common denominator. A generation is a group of individuals who were born during the same time period, and these people have many influences in common, including the cultural and current events of that time. Sociologists can make generalizations about them due to their similarities, resulting in designations such as “baby boomers” and “millennials.” This practice is especially common in the United States, where generations are classified by agreed-upon time periods of around 15 to 20 years. Everyone falls into one of these groups, from the Silent Generation of the 1920s to the up-and-coming Gen Alpha.

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The Silent Generation

Sometimes called “traditionalists,” the Silent Generation was raised during a difficult time in America. This cohort was born between 1925 and 1945, and is currently the oldest living well-represented generation in the United States. (Their predecessors in the Greatest Generation were born between 1901 and 1924.) The Silent Generation’s economic and political outlook was defined by the Great Depression and World War II. The group is known for generally not speaking out against the government and authority figures, focusing more on work and family life — hence the “silent” adjective.

Baby Boomers

Boomers are a generation born during the post-World War II “baby boom” in the U.S. from 1946 to 1964. The end of the war marked a time of economic prosperity in the United States, resulting in a spike in birth rates during those 18 years. Boomers reached young adulthood during the 1960s and ’70s, an era defined by the strife of the Vietnam War; revolutionary changes in cultural attitudes about women, sexuality, and race relations; and the attendant transformation of film, music, and pop culture. Due to the size of this generation, their spending habits in the 1980s and ’90s had a lasting impact on consumer culture and the economy.

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Generation X

“Generation X” is the name for the generation after the boomers, generally defined as anyone born between 1965 and 1980. This group is smaller than the generations both before and after them. The U.S. economy was not as strong during their childhood, resulting in many dually employed parents and more time spent alone than the children of previous generations. The term “Generation X” was popularized by Canadian journalist Douglas Coupland, who used the “X” nickname as a way to describe the group’s general apathetic views on societal pressures, including not worrying as much about money or status.

Millennials

Millennials (occasionally called “Generation Y,” though this quickly fell out of style) were born between 1981 and 1996. The oldest members of this group became adults around 2000, the turn of the millennium — thus, their name, which has been credited to the 1991 book Generations by William Strauss and Neil Howe. Millennials are even more comfortable with technology than the Gen Xers before them and are referred to as “digital natives” for growing up during the rise of home computers, cellphones, and the internet. The group has been shaped by several key events during their crucial coming-of-age years, including 9/11 and the Great Recession.

Generation Z

Gen Zers got their name for succeeding Gen Y (aka millennials). This generation, born between 1997 and 2012, has demonstrated early and active political and cultural awareness, thanks to an “always-on” technological environment. Sociologists have noted that this connection to technology has caused shifts in youth lifestyles and behaviors unlike in generations before.

Generation Alpha

The youngest generation — “Generation Alpha” — is being born right now. Babies born between 2010 and 2024 will be part of this group. Alpha has a slight overlap with Gen Z, from 2010 to 2012, which will likely be resolved by sociologists in the years to come. Due to the newness of this generation, other nicknames related to current events (such as the COVID-19 pandemic, political divides, or technology) may still arise, but “Alpha” is currently the most widely accepted. Sociologist Mark McCrindle coined the term as “a new, positive beginning.” He noted the impact that a generation’s name has on how it is perceived, and he wanted an optimistic start for this up-and-coming group.

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11 Word Pairs That Aren’t Really Synonyms

Does it really matter if you say “jam” or “jelly”? To a preserves connoisseur, yes! If you want to get technical, check out these sets of words that are commonly — and incorrectly — thought to mean the same thing.

by Jennifer A. Freeman
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Precise language is a mark of a good writer, but it’s impossible to keep up with the many definitions and nuances of all the words in the dictionary. As long as you communicate effectively, though, does it really matter if you say “jam” or “jelly”? To a preserves connoisseur, yes! If you want to get technical, check out these 12 sets of words that are commonly — and often incorrectly — thought to mean the same thing.

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Jelly vs. Jam

While both jelly and jam are sourced from fruit, jelly is smoother, translucent, and made from the juice of a fruit. In comparison, jam is less stiff and made of crushed fruit or pulp. If you want to go a couple of steps further, preserves is a fruit spread that’s basically chunky fruit in a gel-like consistency, and “marmalade” is a synonym for “preserves.”

Graveyard vs. Cemetery

“Graveyard” refers specifically to a smaller burial site attached to a church, while “cemetery” describes any large burial ground. The word “cemetery” is older (originating in Roman times), but it has remained the more popular term between the two.

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College vs. University

This one can be a bit confusing, as universities are generally made up of colleges, and colleges are further categorized by subject. (Community colleges and vocational schools are in another category.) However, the main difference between the two is that universities offer undergraduate and graduate programs, while colleges usually offer only associate and undergraduate degrees.

CV vs. Résumé

Students and recruiters alike are guilty of mixing up these two. A résumé is a one-page summary of your skills and experience. A CV — common when applying for academic or scientific positions — is often longer, as it requires in-depth listings of your academic background as well as specific accomplishments. “CV” stands for curriculum vitae, meaning “course of life” in Latin, so it makes sense that this one would be a more comprehensive document.

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Poisonous vs. Venomous

For something to be poisonous, it has to be ingested, inhaled, or touched before the damage takes effect. Something that is venomous can inflict harm through a bite or sting.

Barter vs. Haggle

Bartering typically involves a trade of equal value without money being exchanged. This can be done with commodities or skills; for example, you might barter some garden seeds in exchange for sourdough bread from your neighbor. Haggling, meanwhile, involves negotiating to a new cash price. When shopping for a car, it’s customary to haggle a bit with the salesperson before settling on the final price.

Autobiography vs. Memoir

An autobiography is a self-written story of a subject’s life, including detailed chronological events. Autobiographies are rooted heavily in facts. Memoirs are also self-written but less formal. They take on an emotional truth and understanding of one’s life, and the writer will often pick and choose which aspects to focus on, rather than presenting a straightforward, linear history.

Emoji vs. Emoticon

Emojis are the updated versions of emoticons; they’re the image icons most smartphone keyboards equipped with. An emoticon throws it back to early online chats when keyboard characters were used to build facial expressions — such as  🙂 and  🙁 .

Disinterested vs. Uninterested

When you’re disinterested in something, you don’t have an interest — you’re impartial or uninvolved. “Uninterested,” however, means you are bored by something. For two words with only a difference in prefixes, it makes sense that their definitions hold just as subtle a change.

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Travesty vs. Disaster

“Oh, it was an absolute travesty!” is a line we’ve heard uttered in a dramatic plotline or two. “Disaster” — referring to an event that causes great damage — would be the more apt term, as “travesty” refers to an extreme distortion or perversion.

Dilemma vs. Quandary

The difference here is more of a technicality. While both words refer to problems, a quandary is a general state of uncertainty in a difficult situation, while “dilemma” specifically refers to being torn between two undesirable choices. Bonus: If there are three options, it’s called a “trilemma.”

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How Many of the 101 Most Common SAT Words Do You Know?

These days, the most common words on the SAT are ones students may encounter in college or the workplace. So even if you’re not taking the test anytime soon, knowing this vocabulary list will give you a good basis for professional communication.

by Lisa Galek
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Since 1926, students have been taking the SAT (or Scholastic Assessment Test) to measure their readiness for college. The test used to be two parts — math and verbal — but to keep up with advances in education, it was changed in 2016 to contain three parts split over two sections, with one part focusing on math, another part focusing on reading skills, and a third part focusing on writing and language aptitude. The most recent update changed the SAT yet again, doing away with the No. 2 pencils and making it an entirely digital experience. This digital SAT has two sections — a reading and writing section and a math section — with two “modules” in each.

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With the older format, studying and memorizing vocabulary words was a big part of test prep. However, the 2016 test and the digital test were designed to focus less on vocabulary questions, and more on skills such as comprehension, analysis, reasoning, and expression of ideas. Vocabulary is part of that, but the most common words on the test are ones students may encounter in college or the workplace. So even if you’re not taking the SAT anytime soon, knowing this list will give you a good basis for professional communication.

How many of these common SAT words do you know?

Abandon (v.) – Give up entirely.

Abate (v.) – Become less intense or widespread.

Abet (v.) – Assist in doing something wrong.

Accede (v.) – Agree to a demand or request.

Anomaly (n.) – Something that deviates from what is normal.

Apex (n.) – Top or highest point.

Berate (v.) – Scold or criticize.

Bias (n.) – Prejudice in favor of or against something.

Bovine (adj.) – Relating to or affecting cattle.

Braggart (n.) – Person who boasts about achievements.

Burnish (v.) – Polish by rubbing.

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Cache (n.) – Collection of similar items stored in a hidden place.

Cacophony (n.) – Harsh, discordant mixture of sounds.

Catalyst (n.) – Substance that increases the rate of a chemical reaction.

Censorious (adj.) – Severely critical of others.

Dearth (n.) – Scarcity or lack of something.

Demagogue (n.) – Political leader who appeals to the desires and prejudices of ordinary people.

Demur (v.) – Raise doubts or objections or show reluctance.

Disdain (n.) – Feeling something is unworthy of one’s consideration or respect.

Dispassionate (adj.) – Not influenced by strong emotion, but rational and impartial.

Effluvium (n.) – Unpleasant or harmful odor.

Emulate (v.) – Match or surpass by imitation.

Epochal (adj.) – Extremely significant.

Expound (v.) – Present and explain in detail.

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Ferocity (n.) – State of being savagely fierce, cruel, or violent.

Flourish (v.) – Grow or develop in a healthy way.

Frankly (adv.) – In an open, honest, and direct manner.

Fundamental (adj.) – Forming a necessary base or core.

Galvanize (v.) – Shock or excite someone into taking action.

Geriatric (adj.) – Relating to older people.

Hedonist (n.) – Person who seeks pleasure.

Hubris (n.) – Excessive pride or self-confidence.

Impart (v.) – Make information known.

Impartiality (n.) – Fair and equal treatment of all.

Importunate (adj.) – Persistent, especially to the point of annoyance.

Imposition (n.) – Action or process of forcing something.

Indifference (n.) – Lack of interest, concern, or sympathy.

Innovative (adj.) – Introducing new or original ideas.

Jocular (adj.) – Humorous or playful.

Jubilation (n.) – Feeling of great happiness and triumph.

Kismet (n.) – Destiny or fate.

Lament (n.) – Expression of grief or sorrow.

Locomotion (n.) – Ability to move from one place to another.

Malicious (adj.) – Intending to harm.

Materialistic (adj.) – Excessively concerned with material possessions or money.

Mawkish (adj.) – Sentimental in a feeble or sickly way.

Melodramatic (adj.) – Being exaggerated, sensationalized, or overemotional.

Modest (adj.) – Unassuming or moderate in estimating one’s abilities or achievements.

Novel (n.) – Fictitious prose narrative of book-length.

Null (adj.) – Having no legal or binding force.

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Onset (n.) – Beginning of something.

Opine (v.) – State one’s opinion.

Oust (v.) – Drive out or expel.

Pandemic (adj.) – Disease prevalent over a whole country or the world.

Paramount (adj.) – More important than anything else.

Patrician (n.) – Aristocrat or nobleman.

Polyglot (n.) – Knowing or using several languages.

Prestidigitation (n.) – Magic tricks performed as entertainment.

Provocative (adj.) – Deliberately causing annoyance, anger, or another strong reaction.

Quantitative (adj.) – Relating to measuring.

Quirk (n.) – Peculiar behavioral habit.

Rancor (n.) – Bitterness or resentfulness.

Refute (v.) – Prove to be wrong or false.

Resilient (adj.) – Able to recover quickly from difficult conditions.

Revile (v.) – Criticize in an abusive manner.

Rife (adj.) – Something undesirable in common occurrence.

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Sanctimonious (adj.) – Making a show of being morally superior to others.

Scrupulous (adj.) – Diligent, thorough, and highly attentive to details.

Sedition (n.) – Conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against authority.

Sinecure (n.) – Position requiring little or no work but giving the holder a benefit.

Sybarite (n.) – Person who is self-indulgent in their fondness for sensuous luxury.

Tactful (adj.) – Showing sensitivity.

Taut (adj.) – Stretched or pulled tight.

Temperament (n.) – Person or animal’s nature.

Tentative (adj.) – Not certain or fixed.

Transparent (adj.) – Allowing light to pass through so objects can be seen.

Tremendous (adj.) – In a great amount or intensity.

Trounce (v.) – Defeat heavily.

Ubiquitous (adj.) – Found everywhere.

Unadorned (adj.) – Plain or simple.

Undermine (v.) – Lessen the effectiveness.

Underscore (n.) – Line drawn under a word for emphasis.

Undulate (v.) – Move with a smooth up-and-down motion.

Unilateral (adj.) – Performed by or affecting only one person or group.

Unjust (adj.) – Not behaving according to what is morally right and fair.

Unmitigated (adj.) – Absolute or unqualified.

Unprecedented (adj.) – Never done or known before.

Unveil (v.) – Remove a veil or covering.

Urge (v.) – Try earnestly or persistently to persuade.

Usury (n.) – Lending money at unlawfully high rates of interest.

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Validate (v.) – Check or prove the accuracy.

Vital (adj.) – Absolutely necessary or essential.

Vow (n.) – Solemn promise.

Warrant (n.) – Justification or authority for an action, belief, or feeling.

Winsome (adj.) – Attractive or appealing.

Wry (adj.) – Using or expressing dry humor.

Xenophobe (n.) – Having a dislike of or prejudice against people from other countries.

Yeoman (n.) – Man holding and cultivating a small landed estate.

Yield (v.) – Give way to arguments, demands, or pressure.

Yowl (n.) – Loud wailing cry.

Zenith (n.) – Time at which something is most powerful or successful.

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Verbing: How To Turn a Noun Into a Verb

Nouns turn into verbs all the time. Consider, for example, how “adult” became “adulting.” Here are some other words that work across multiple parts of speech.

by Jennifer A. Freeman
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Nouns describe a person, place, or thing, while verbs represent actions. That’s simple enough — until people start using words as different parts of speech. Consider the millennial trend of turning “adult” into “adulting.” While it may seem like an internet phenomenon, “verbing” — the practice of turning nouns into verbs — is not new. Think “dress,” “style,” “table,” “mail,” “medal,” and more. Here are some nouns that have turned into verbs, both long ago and more recently.

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Moon

The moon isn’t just nature’s spotlight. “Moon” has multiple meanings and functions in language, both as a verb and as a noun. “To moon” means “to dream” and “to be idle.” It can also imply idle behavior along with daydreaming, such as missing important tasks while mooning over a celebrity crush.

As a secondary verb usage, “mooning” has a more vulgar meaning. If you moon someone physically, you have pulled your pants down and shown your bare behind.

Friend

In the early days of Facebook, we used to request that someone be our friend on the social media site. But “send me a friend request” was too long and made it seem as if there were a long bureaucratic process. So instead, you would meet someone and say, “Friend me.“Across other social media networks, this has evolved into a shorthand of “add me.”

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Ghost

Remember the good old days when “ghost” simply referred to a spooky spirit? These days, the term “ghost” also can refer to ending a relationship abruptly by cutting off all communication without explanation. You can ghost someone else, or be ghosted by your crush or friend.

Spider

You’re probably thinking of the creepy-crawly spiders you find around the house. Spiders are more than just unwelcome guests — they eat and help control more harmful critters and insects, such as mosquitoes, flies, cockroaches, clothes moths, and bed bugs. But it’s the spider’s movements that led to the word becoming a verb.

“To spider” means “to move in a scuttling manner,” the same way a spider does. The verb can also mean “to trap something,” just like spiders ensnare flies in their web.

Buttonhole

The origins of “buttonhole” as a verb are debated. The word may be literal, as in a button being pushed through a small hole, but it also may be a misuse of the word “button-hold,” which means “to grasp the front of someone’s shirt.”

As for what “buttonhole” means, it’s something likely everyone has experienced. “To buttonhole” someone is to pin them down in a conversation they don’t want to have. If you’ve ever been caught in a long one-on-one lecture you couldn’t escape, you were buttonholed.

Bookmark

“Bookmark” can refer to a physical object that keeps your spot in a book when you’re reading, but these days you also have a bookmark option on your computer or device, which allows you to save certain websites. Now you can bookmark a webpage to peruse later.

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